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Funners

That game was great. I liked that it wasn't too hard but still played out cleverly. The books might have been a little much though, maybe make the info a tad harder to find?
Mad good anyway

inkagames responds:

Thanks PadaMime, we didn't mean to make it hard but challenging .... I don't really know if we succeded though. :)

Woot. Done finally

Took me like half an hour. This game was tough.
The space level kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilled me
"What is this?"
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.SPOILERS NOW
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spoilers:
Press K when there is a K
Press space in space
Press caps lock for caps+lock
press esc to make the ceiling fall
press r for hmmmmm?

Good but...

You should make the upgrades carry over from level to level or something because it's better to just spam machine gunners than do anything else. The only upgrade bought every level was improve the rate of fire, and then everything else went to buying soldiers. The engineers are useless

ahahah

your game tricksed me!

great game

but there is no way to defend yourself, and everything is easy until you get to wadolf, who is fuckin impossible.
I've only beaten him once, as liljim, so i didn't even unlock anyone.
his laser is cheap, because he just keeps using it and if it hits you you can't get out.
grrrr

Different

But awesome.
This game was a little easy (i guess you must have changed it or something since all the whiny reviews) but mesmerizing.
I liked its originality, and this was favorited and fived.
nice job

mofunzone responds:

Did I ever tell you Panda Mimes are awesome? :P Thanks for playing!

awesome

that was a challenging game, but not too much so.
I made it to the final boss with a level one blue laser and 0 lives left, but got one of those "P" things and a purple laser, and managed to beat it.
damn that fight lasted forever though

good

but the failure sound was horrificly annoying

WixGames responds:

lol I know that was the point

sweet

This was fun, but also really, really easy.
Maybe if there was more to unlock or timetrials or worldwide leaderboards I would have a reason to come back, but I beat the game once (in about 4 minutes) and don't think I'll play it again.

I do hope for a sequel though, as the minutes I spent with the game were enjoyable, and the controls, 3d engine, and collision detection were tight.
The AI wasn't bad either :)

here's how to get the good end

just go through most of the game like usual, oiling up the winners in every election (don't forget to give some to the losing party too), and making as much money as you can (save up for the big wells, they are better overall)
Then, once you get the human burners, destroy every oil well (at this point none of them should be making more than 50BBl/Year anyway, and replace every available spot of land with the Human Burners (save your ocean wells if they are producing anything at all, because nothing is there to replace them).
After that, just press "Skip" for every election (unless you run low on troops in iraq, then win one election year and do the escalation thing every year until the next one).
When you skip an election, everyone is automatically green, and they should start passing bill after bill that is bad for oil.
-Don't panic, your profits will still skyrocket, even if it says your shareholders are mad.
After the oil addiction drops below 20% (or something else, but I think that's it), you will retire with millions of dollars, and everything is happy, earth is safe and you are rich.
That's the good end.

My dog won't shit when it's raining.

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Montreal Mime School fo Pandas

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