My dog won't shit when it's raining.
Age 33, Male
I teach pandas latin
Montreal Mime School fo Pandas
Norway
Joined on 1/21/07
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oh no!
EDIT: here's a better one
Finish one third of the levels.
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
A Nice Center Smash
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Unlock the gate.
Fall through the clouds.
Beat the game!
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Squash 100 police officers.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.